Son: Why is making love so enjoyable?
Father: It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger!
Son: Why do women enjoy more than men?
Father: It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.
Son: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
Father: It is like when you are walking on the street, someone else come over and digs your nose, do you like it?
Son: Why can't a woman make love on particular days?
Father: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it?
Son: Why do men not like to wear condoms when they are making love?
Father: Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger?
Son: Why is making love carried out in private?
Father: Will you dig you nose in front of your class? Stupid!
